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Slurps from the Soup Web

This is where you can listen to us suck wet spaghettis one by one, revealing our dark inner thoughts as we traverse the synapses of this horrible zone. We hope you like it!

Off You Go, Martin!

“Martin! Martin! Urgent! Get over here!” Gordon screamed into the telephone. “Get over here now!” He slammed the telephone on to the receiver. Gordon shook his arms violently. “This is big! This is big!” The man facing him on the other side of the desk was smiling from ear to ear. “I’m glad that you’re…

NEW BEAUTIFUL PROJECT

NEW BEAUTIFUL PROJECT STEP ONE: THE BEGINNING OF NEW BEAUTIFUL PROJECT WHAT IS NEW BEAUTIFUL PROJECT: a project designed to uncover the new beautya project for fun and beautylet’s recapture the MAGIC and love ourselves HOW IS NEW BEAUTIFUL PROJECT: I am going to write itI am going to believe in myself, that I can…

How to Make Friends

dear balckwell, my name is jeremy from the state of massachusetts. i’ve been living here in massachusetts for seven and a half years. i just turned twenty two years old, and yet, i don’t know anyone anywhere. i used to know some people but then i forgot about them, and i can’t find their names…

Balckwell Manifesto #4 – January, 2021

I find that I spend much less time nowadays thinking of my past. It used to be that I would spend hours of days recreating past circumstances, trying to return to my mind those lost emotions – emotions which felt so much more real than their present counterparts, due to their being frozen in time,…

Strangers

“I have never seen these people before, and I know not who they are.” “They are the people you once were, in a past world. They live in your apartment building with you, but they keep from your sight like rats in a cave, appearing before you only on days such as today, when you…

My Moustache

One of the great features of my life is that I have structured it such that I can grow a moustache with impunity. No one dares defy my right to grow a moustache, and I have been met with great support from all sides since the day of its coronation. That being said, I did…

Hokey-Bokey: An Introduction

放棄ボーキーHokey-Bokey: Throwing it All Away Throw away your memories, and all that lies in your past!Throw away your dreams, and all that lies in your future!Throw away your worries, and all that contaminates your present!Make ice! It’s all nice on ice, alright! The time has come to Deny the Earth, and thus, it is time…

Sheriff Hamhock and The Yellow Flash

A jolt of yellow light moved about the holster. The Yellow Flash had struck again. The twelfth bell sounded out from the clock tower but high noon had long since passed. Blood had already pooled out around the torso that had toppled and lay splayed in the dirt. The victor slowly sauntered across the beaten…

THE STARS MUST BE MY FRIENDS TO SHINE FOR ME

It has been night every day recently. No one walks the streets around my home. I hear cars one at a time – usually loud ones, screaming by at unimaginable speeds. I can not fathom where they are coming from, or where they are off to. It’s night time; there’s no knowing what anyone is…

A Poem from the Balckwell Archives

November, 1, 2017 not a densely wooded forest,nor a carefully manicured lawnno oaks obscuring the clear blue skyhardly any grass to speak ofLike No Park I’ve Ever Tasted large piles of dirtyoung trees sparsely plantedmaybe in 100 years, this will be a parkfor now: park, or parking lot? dogs off leasha naturalistic dog obstacle courseconstructed…

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