NEW BEAUTIFUL PROJECT

NEW BEAUTIFUL PROJECT STEP ONE:

THE BEGINNING OF NEW BEAUTIFUL PROJECT

WHAT IS NEW BEAUTIFUL PROJECT:

  • a project designed to uncover the new beauty
  • a project for fun and beauty
  • let’s recapture the MAGIC and love ourselves

HOW IS NEW BEAUTIFUL PROJECT:

  • I am going to write it
  • I am going to believe in myself, that I can do it

WHY IS NEW BEAUTIFUL PROJECT:

  • my old projects are not beautiful
  • my old projects are also old
  • i am sick and tired of old not-beautiful projects

WHEN IS NEW BEAUTIFUL PROJECT:

  • now and in the future

WHERE IS BEAUTIFUL PROJECT:

  • inside of my heart
  • later on, in your mind
  • on this website

NEW BEAUTIFUL PROJECT STEP TWO:

DETERMINING THE NATURE OF DRAGONS

  • dragons are involved in the new beautiful project
  • there is something about dragons: they have pride
  • their pride is why they fell from godhood
  • do they regret this? or are they fine with it?

NEW BEAUTIFUL PROJECT STEP THREE:

CREATION OF NEW BEAUTIFUL PROJECT

  • this will have to happen
  • if this does not happen, new beautiful project will not exist
  • new beautiful project already exists
  • therefore, this will happen

NEW BEAUTIFUL PROJECT STEP FOUR:

THIS STEP IS THUS FAR UNDETERMINED

  • more work is necessary
  • we’ve got the foundations down

NEW BEAUTIFUL PROJECT IS A GO!!!!!!!

The Soup Web is NOT Dead

Look, I have been hearing some wild rumours floating around recently. Our many loyal followers, taken aback by the desert that is the current state of Soup Web dot Zone, have started concocting wild tales and spreading them across the world. Can you blame them? Yes.

Look, guys. I don’t start assuming you are dead every time I don’t see you for sixteen days. I would wait for a phone call. Has anyone called you lately? Has anyone called, saying that we are dead? If so, check your phone. Open it up. It’s been tapped. Watch out, buddy.

The Soup Web is not dead. Sure, one of the members of the Spaghetti Soup Collective is in a coma. One of us is caught in a bear trap. Another has dreamt himself onto another planet. This is normal! This is how things go around here.

The Soup Web is like a cicada. It can lay dormant for years, decades. And like a cicada, when it emerges, it is annoying, and then beautiful, and then maybe annoying again, but then finally beautiful and nostalgic. Give us time! It’s only been a few months.

The Legends of Love and Luck is coming back. Hoober says so. If he has lied, God Help Us All.

Ezzy is learning how to shred his guitar.

Matt is developing water filtration technology.

And finally, I am working on a book. That’s hard work, you know.

Sambo Master once said, “Rock and Roll is NOT Dead.” They might have been wrong. All I can say is that there’s still rock and roll in my bones, god dang it.

So I will say now:

The Soup Web is NOT Dead!

The Soup Web is Now Real, and on Youtube

I read the classic, beautiful prose work of Xeng Diaoping, Agamemnon vs Gibbongod LIVE in front of a (dutifully silent) studio audience this week. It’s now on Youtube! I put it there. I might do this kind of video again, and there’s the possibility that I will do other kinds of videos as well. Subscribe to the channel! It will be a gorgeous experience.

Ezzy drew the art! He’s just that kind of guy. The Spaghetti Soup Collective continues to collaborate and corroborate. These times are only beginning, my friends.