“Martin! Martin! Urgent! Get over here!” Gordon screamed into the telephone. “Get over here now!” He slammed the telephone on to the receiver.
Gordon shook his arms violently. “This is big! This is big!”
The man facing him on the other side of the desk was smiling from ear to ear. “I’m glad that you’re so glad, Gordon,” he said. “I knew you’d be happy. I knew it.”
“Happy!? By Jove, I’m ecstatic! Just wait until Martin hears what you just told me!”
“Oh, Martin’s going to love it too, I’m sure.”
“Love it!? By Jove, he’s going to be out of his socks! He’s going to be out of his drawers! His coat will be out of the window, I tell you!” Gordon cackled mightily. “Ooooh!” He rubbed his hands together and puckered his lips. “This is big, Jeremy!”
Martin burst through the door, his suit jacket flailing around as if caught in a windstorm. “What’s going on, Gordon?”
“Martin!” Gordon’s bushy eyebrows were in his hairline. “Just listen to what Jeremy just told me!”
“What’s that, Gordon?”
Jeremy stood up from the chair he had just seconds before sat down in. He patted down his shirt. He brushed off his pants. He adjusted his cuffs, one after the other. A sheepishness had overtaken him. He looked down at the floor.
“Jeremy!” Gordon was jumping up and down in the air. “Jeremy! Tell Martin what you just told me!” He looked at Martin again. “You’re going to love this, Martin! Your coat’s gonna go flying out the window!”
Martin began taking his arms out of his coat. “What is it!?” He ran over to the window.
“Ooooh, Jeremy! Jeremy! Tell him!”
Jeremy sat down again, drumming on his lap with his hands. He was smiling so hard it was impossible. “Well, Martin…” His drumming was in triple-time. Gordon began to waltz. “I was just telling Gordon here…” Gordon screamed in the highest pitch he could muster.
“Gordon! I’m trying to listen!” yelled Martin, struggling with the bolt on the window.
Jeremy continued. “I knew Gordon was going to love this. I knew it was big. I didn’t realize how big, but the way Gordon is reacting, well, I guess it’s pretty big.”
“You better believe it! You better believe it!” said Gordon.
Martin had one leg out the window.
“Step down from there, Martin! Martin!” Gordon made a flapping, beckoning gesture with his right hand.
Martin looked down at his leg, and stepped back inside. “Sorry. I was trying to listen to Jeremy and I forgot what I was doing.”
“Screw your head on, Martin! You’re going to need your head for this. You’re going to need every neuron in that beautiful brain of yours. This is going to send you flying out the window! This is going to send you into the stratosphere! You’re going to be Halley’s Comet, Martin!”
Jeremy burst forth in a loud voice. He explained to Martin exactly what he had explained to Gordon, in twice as many words and twice as fast. It all came out in a single breath, and when he was done, he collapsed on to the floor, his eyes rolling back in his head.
Martin’s coat was floating down towards the busy New York streets. Gordon’s head burst through the floor of the conference room upstairs, startling a tableful of bespectacled men. Lava poured out of his ears. Jeremy lay perfectly still on the floor, white as a sheet. His face shew unparalleled ecstasy.
Aflame in the atmosphere, Martin reached speeds immeasurable.